Wednesday, April 24, 2013

I bestow upon you a keepsake of my royal screw-up

Mint condition "I'm Sorry" bear.

Never cherished as a fond memory of "that fight we had" or "that money you embezzled" or "that time you told me my hairstyle made me resemble Rowlf the Dog".

Even Necklace Bear wants nothing to do with it.

Why do I get the feeling that every time one of these is gifted to someone, it ends up in a thrift store (or trash can, or bonfire) at breakneck speed?

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm all for forgiveness, but keeping one of these on my bed among my decorative throw pillows suuuuure does make it hard to forget...

2 comments:

  1. True....but I must say, for $2.00 that is the best 'I'm Sorry' gift around! I mean nothing says I'm EXTREMELY REMORSEFUL FOR MY ACTIONS than a solid $2 dollar used bear investment. It's gold. Shoe in for forgiveness.

    Jeeps, I might just pick me up one of these beauties and put it in the collection plate at church just to show my sincerity.

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  2. Nah, just cut the heart off and give the bear to the kids :) Nothing like a nice reminder sitting around.

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