Two spoiled dog

"I don't care how cute the pet store puppies were. The fact of the matter is, you should have consulted me first before bringing one home. Now I have to go and change the sign."

One sign fits all.

FrankenLamp

Well, that's one way to modernize a vintage lamp...

Fashion meets function.

...or to burn your retinas while sitting down to read your latest issue of Cat Fancy.