I don't remember seeing these at the gym.

Loungercize. It's gonna be big.

Consult your doctor? Sure, but only to tell him how awesome your new exercise regime is.

Mastery of the Thigh

"Tell me about the 90s, mom."

"Ah, the 90s. When everyone had disproportionately strong inner thigh muscles."

Thanks for the strong groin muscles, Suzanne Somers. Now I can crush beer cans between my knees.

Shh... Can you hear that?

Twentieth century artifacts.

"Dee dee na na na"

So steeped in history and lore. Legend has it, if you hold one of wheeled boots up to your ear, you can hear the faint sounds of Dance Mix 95.