I can hardly stand the excitement

Family game night just got excruciating.

Wow your friends.

And now, Sigfried will guess the amount of money written on the price sticker on his forehead.

Become the star of your own show!? Quick, where'd my tabby cat get to. I need her to set the tone. I've got some illuuuuUuuUUuuusions to perform!

"You want me to do what now?"

So 80s it hurts

If someone wanted to know what the 80s looked like, I think I would show them this board game.

Futuristic high-tech computer-like board game. Just in case a power outage crippled your use of the family's Commodore 64.

Most excellent.

How long has this been sitting in someone's basement? 

Anyway, no time for that. I have some clothes that need BeDazzling.