Vital organ

You think playing the guitar is the be-all and end-all of cool instruments.

But you obviously haven't logged enough hours of exposure to one of these bad boys.

Seeing one of these evokes memories of my late grandfather... and an evil penguin*. I can't help what I think.

I'm telling you. This is the next big thing in fireside and college dorm instruments of choice. Once the world has heard "Tie a Yellow Ribbon" played on one of these babies, you won't see a hitchhiker, busker, or budding musician without one of these in tow.

Tell your friends.

Next big thing.

You heard it here first.


*The latter memory would be a reference to Wallace and Gromit - The Wrong Trousers.

Coffee mug wisdom

Everything I need to know I learned by reading novelty coffee mugs.

And here I have received sage marital advice and a swell cross stitch pattern all in one. Two birds with one stoneware!