One more reason to visit Florida

I let out an audible snort when I spied this thing last week.

But then it hit me: This thing is genius.

Move aside, ketchup. We're only dainty dippin mustard and relish over here.

Anyhoo, file this one under "why didn't I think of this first?"

We'll cherish the memory forever. Until we don't. And then someone else can.

"Hey Hun, it's me. I'm just out running some errands and I'm at the thrift store and, well, I forget. Did we go to Cancun in 2004? ... It was 2005? Are you sure? ... Shoot. So close..." *returns plate to shelf*

For the expat who has everything

Instead of a key to the city, they just gave me a can of air.

Best served ice cold.

Smells like a Salisbury House Nip.