So 80s it hurts

If someone wanted to know what the 80s looked like, I think I would show them this board game.

Futuristic high-tech computer-like board game. Just in case a power outage crippled your use of the family's Commodore 64.

Most excellent.

How long has this been sitting in someone's basement? 

Anyway, no time for that. I have some clothes that need BeDazzling.

Ravenous ravenous rip-off

I dunno about you, but when I’m so hungry that I’d classify myself as hungry hungry, being overly particular about what I’m about to ingest isn’t really on my radar.

Not these guys though.

With a name like that, they should probably be taking dainty bites rather than neck-stretching lunge-gobbles.

Shame on you for getting my hopes up, Picky Potamus. I thought I’d found a childhood gem.