I was just testing the temperature of the coffee with my brow bone.

Because hiding behind one of these won't draw any attention...

"Marcia, is Kevin from sales watching us again?"

"No, Cynthia, he's just holding his coffee mug against his face again. A perfectly harmless gesture. Calm down."

Coffee mug wisdom

Everything I need to know I learned by reading novelty coffee mugs.

And here I have received sage marital advice and a swell cross stitch pattern all in one. Two birds with one stoneware!