Why the long face?

I've heard of duck decoys and the like, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised that a deer decoy might exist. I don't know. I fish, I don't hunt.

I'm only now realizing, as I type this, that this thing doesn't have ears. Sadly, that's not the reason why it looks so weird.

As a bird nerd, I know that there are tube-nosed sea birds. And so, behold, the tube-nosed deer. Fantastic sense of smell... Must make up for the lack of hearing. Stay tuned for a David Attenborough-narrated nature special.

Shh... Can you hear that?

Twentieth century artifacts.

"Dee dee na na na"

So steeped in history and lore. Legend has it, if you hold one of wheeled boots up to your ear, you can hear the faint sounds of Dance Mix 95.