Friday, July 19, 2013

When handicrafts go bad

Hang us from your oven door.

Go on, do it.

And then late one night you'll hear something, turn on the bedside lamp, and there's my sister, lying on your pillow, staring at you with her vacant eyes.

She's a riot, that one.

2 comments:

  1. These are just creepy! People should not be allowed to make these..lol

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  2. I don't think I've ever seen one of these on display in an actual home setting. I've been trying to find pictures of them "in their natural habitat" around the internet, but haven't found one yet. Do they hold a tea towel? Surely they, themselves, aren't a tea towel substitute. Acrylic yarn is about as absorbent as saran wrap.

    One of life's many crafting mysteries.

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