Friday, May 24, 2013

After climbing all those stairs? What do YOU think?

"Not tonight dear. The atomospheric pressure is 101.4 kilopascals and falling. Whoops, sorry, I was reading the barometer by mistake. I mean no, I would rather watch the late late show."

"Now about that mink" - that's right, bribe him for an old timey fur coat.

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  1. Is this to be used before or after the delightful coffee mug with a hole in it?

    -Brian

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    1. After, if you play your cards right and invest in a mink coat.

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