Now you can tinkle the ivories wherever it tickles your fancy

I just learned these things existed. It was a thrift store epiphany.

So impractical. So unnecessary. So ridiculous. I want it.

"Lower notes 'breathy'." Now that's either a technical term, or a very poetic individual wrote this little note. I will choose to believe it's the latter.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go figure out a way of justifying this purchase.